outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

primadorton:

Then I just, come on…

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

stardroid:

darthmoonmoon:

kaguramutsuki:

please watch this this video made me into who i am today

It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.

HE LOOKS SO UPSET BY THIS

spiderswantcastotapdance:

tyLEr hoeCHLIN

spiderswantcastotapdance:

tyLEr hoeCHLIN

Jo Brand on the topic of common words as surnames

saviobriion:

psilentasincjelli:

redvioletsquares:

sasskeladd:

sasskeladd:

a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift

#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE

FUCKING CHRIST

#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB

you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess it’s a love story baby Y O U   C A N   H O P E   F O R   N O T H I N G   B U T   T H E   M E R C Y   O F   H E L L

“Bebop,” sniffed Aziraphale.

A message from Anonymous


An ex of mine is sending me mixed messages. We were friends for 3 years, we dated, he broke it off, and we went back to being friends. He would lean his head on my shoulder, wrap his arms around me, etc. I was confused and my friend got the information that he liked his ex. Then he started dating another girl. Even when they were dating he was touchy with me and even kissed me. They broke up but he still likes to hug me, hold my hands, call me beautiful, and kiss my cheeks. wtf do i do?

thatbadadvice:

Readers won’t stop sending the Bad Advisor their real-ass questions to answer, so the Bad Advisor is going to try her hand at answering them.

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Dear WTF,

Your ex is not sending you mixed messages. Your ex is sending you one extremely clear message: he likes having you around for light petting and is not interested in dating you—or, based on the information you’ve given here, anyone else—exclusively. In the movies, this dude would be a confused bad boy whom you, the misunderstood and pining love non-interest, would eventually charm into ending his dally-wag light petting ways. In real life, this dude is perfectly capable of going out with you if he wants to, but he doesn’t want to. Remember that time he told you he didn’t want to go out with you? He doesn’t want to go out with you.

Because you’ve asked “WTF do I do?” the Bad Advisor assumes that you’re not cool with this arrangement, which means that what the fuck you do is tell this dude to cool it with the light petting, limit your contact with him, and seek out friendships (platonic or otherwise) that don’t make you ask yourself questions like “What the fuck do I do?” Spend your brain-waves, heart-chugs and pants-jitters on relationships that aren’t held together by Scotch tape, telepathy and second-guessing.